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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Al Franken has finally set a date for his departure from Congress, January 2nd. Franken said he has done a lot of soul searching, and stated, “I still haven’t decided on my very last day, if I’ll touch my appointed successor Lt. Gov. Tina Smith inappropriately, for old time’s sake.”