BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Sean “P. Diddy” Combs, has expressed interest in buying the North Carolina Panthers when it becomes available for sale at the end of the season. “I will be the best NFL owner that you can imagine,” Diddy said in a video posted to Instagram. “I will immediately address the Colin Kaepernick situation and put him in the running for next year’s starting quarterback.” Kaepernick responded by saying that if Combs buys the team and signs him, he wants to be “the highest paid quarterback in the NFL… by far”. Combs then responded to Kaepernick’s salary demands, stating, “I don’t blame the NFL for blackballing this mediocre, greedy loser!”