BREAKING NEWS – A NASA astronaut who was slated to become the first African American to serve as a member of the crew aboard the International Space Station has been removed from her upcoming mission. Jeanette Epps, who had been scheduled to launch to the space station in June of this year for a five-month expedition, has been replaced on the flight by another NASA astronaut, Serena Auñón-Chancellor, who was serving as Epps’ backup. The decision prompted aroused Maxine Water’s suspicions. “Why was Epps removed and replaced with a white woman? I bet Donald Trump is behind this!” she exclaimed. “Trump wants to make sure that when visitors from other planets stop by the International Space Station, it will appear that the white man is in control of the earth! Lowdown bigot! Impeach 45! Impeach 45!”
