BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former President Bill Clinton is denying accusations that his charity used donations for Haiti to pay for his daughter Chelsea’s wedding to investment banker Marc Mezvinsky in 2010. “No Clinton Foundation funds — dedicated to Haiti or otherwise —were used to pay for Chelsea’s wedding,” Clinton tweeted. “It’s not only untrue, it’s a personal insult to me, to Hillary, and to Chelsea and Marc. Hillary and I paid for the entire wedding out of our money. And I also paid for some strippers to replace the late night cleaning crew after the reception out of my own personal bank account, and I have the receipt and videos to prove it!”