BREAKING NEWS – Phoenix, Arizona – College students in Arizona who participate in the Obama-era DACA program are no longer eligible for cheaper “in-state” tuition, the state’s Supreme Court ruled. The ruling affects so-called Dreamers who attend Arizona’s three state universities and its largest community college. The Arizona Supreme Court said it was making its decision known quickly to give the district and its students, as well as the state, as much time as possible for planning. “It’s not fair that we’re being denied free stuff with no strings attached,” said a college student dreamer with tears in her eyes. “America is being mean. This is rude. Is this how a host should treat their guests? That’s why my parents illegally voted for Bernie Sanders in the 2016 primaries. Because he would’ve helped us financially clean out the government, with no questions asked!”