BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to the CIA, when there are two or more Muslim terrorists in the Middle East that will be using the same vehicle for a car bomb, they usually go to a happy hour at a bar first. But only one of them is allowed to drink, because the other one is the detonated driver.
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