BREAKING NEWS – Valdosta, Georgia – A Georgia doctor has been accused of threatening to ‘slit’ employees’ throats, ‘cut’ worker’s head off, and ‘roll it down the hallway’. Marian Antoinette Patterson reportedly was charged with false imprisonment and making terroristic threats. Patterson according to authorities, told employees she would “slit their throats,” and even told one worker she was going to “cut her head off and roll it down the hallway,” and that she’d call the employee’s children to show them. Patterson’s attorney stated that his client had no intention of showing the “rolling head” to any of the employee’s children, unless the kids have already seen a PG-13 slasher movie, or have been to a bowling alley.
