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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A small sinkhole has begun to form on the north lawn of the White House this past week. Ongoing rumors are that it’s not a sinkhole, but a deep pit with a trap door, that gets released anytime a reporter steps on it that works for MSNBC or CNN.