BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Maxine Waters had to be restrained by security as she balled up her fists and was about to punch Nancy Pelosi in the back of her head. According to reports, Waters had been fuming for days because of criticism from Democratic leaders over her statement that people should “push back” against members of the Trump administration over its immigration policy. After Pelosi stated “I’m sure Congresswoman Waters meant well, but sometimes she shocks us democrats with her stupidity”, Waters walked over to her, and took a stance like a seasoned boxer. Security immediately went into action restraining Waters, and then physically carried her out as she hurled racial slurs that targeted Pelosi’s Italian heritage. When peace was restored about 10 minutes later, Pelosi who was visibly shaken stated, “I have been a politician for 30 years, and I’ve learned not to support anyone who I feel is crazier than I am.”
