BREAKING NEWS – Ellicott, Maryland – “It was one of the worst cases of road rage we have ever seen,” said the police in Ellicott, Maryland. Two drivers trying to get the same parking space, repeatedly rammed each other, until their cars were wedged together while standing up. “After they each literally leaped out of their vehicles and landed on the ground, the heated exchange continued under the motorized pyramid,” said the police. Unfortunately for the men, the vibrations from their screaming voices loosened their cars while they stood under them. Both of their funerals are scheduled for next week.
