BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Democrats have finalized their campaign slogan heading into the last months before the midterm election: “For the People.” The new motto, which Democratic leaders unveiled in a private meeting with members this morning, is meant to put a finer point on the broad economic-based messaging Democrats have been pushing with mixed success since last summer. That initial message — a “Better Deal” — has largely failed to break through with voters and has been openly mocked by some Democratic lawmakers. According to an unnamed source at the meeting, if the latest slogan is not well received, they plan on using one which shows the U.S. welcomes anyone who enters this country illegally that’s called “Even for Hoarders, we have no Borders.”
