BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Supporters of Democratic Rep. Maxine Waters reportedly burned and stomped on an American flag they snatched off a pickup truck. The demonstrators showed up with the intent of countering a planned protest from the “Oath Keepers”, who said they would rally against the congresswoman they call a “protest terrorist inciter”. Waters responded to the incident in writing by saying in part, “Those Oath Keepers are harassing me, and I am a congresswoman. I wonder if they have any respect for a person elected by the people. I will not be confronted in any fashion by people that disagrees with my policies! Fortunately, my supporters also arrived, and was ready to beat them up, per my instructions earlier in the day. Impeach 45!”