BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A federal judges dismisses a $500 million lawsuit by Hillary Clinton that she recently filed against every 2016 pollster that suggested she would win the presidency, accusing them of fraud, and was seeking $480 million in punitive damages. The other $20 million dollars was reimbursement for the money she spent on the NYC fireworks that she cancelled, expenses incurred for her victory party at the Javits Center, and the hundreds of pantsuits she bought online through Amazon.