BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – During a festival in New York City’s Central Park, Hillary Clinton said she will help reunite immigrants separated from their families if they can’t afford transportation, the Associated Press reported. Clinton announced she plans to buy some military helicopters that can bring people from the southern border to the city of their choosing. She said she will also have a team of surgeons on each helicopter, specifically for people that don’t have enough money to pay for the flight, and the doctors will skillfully remove and sell one of the migrant’s kidneys to recoup reasonable travelling costs.