BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Across the country, far-left progressives and democratic socialists suffered decisive electoral defeats in Tuesday’s primaries, despite high-profile barnstorming efforts by left-leaning Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. After the losses, Ocasio-Cortez stated, “I can’t believe how stupid some Americans are. They want to work hard, instead of trying to get their fair share from someone who’s already successful. Socialism is great, because it assures unmotivated people the identical career opportunities as ambitious people. Under my system, a high school dropout would be just as qualified to get the exact same job applied for by a valedictorian that graduated from the Ivy League. And I feel this is the best way to deal with employers that are embracing the bigotry of ‘diploma privilege’.”
