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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former President Barack Obama endorsed more than 100 Democratic candidates running for office this…

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – A Detroit man was shot to death, after wielding a sword in the middle…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., proposed a measure to ban armed forces from using funds…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez suggested over the weekend that the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Amazon is launching a new unit to crack down on counterfeit goods. The Counterfeit…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Distraught Chicago officials complained to Mayor Lori Lightfoot — as looting and rioting swept…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – As New York City suffers an economic crisis on top of…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez wants to raise taxes on the rich —…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., was booted from the progressive union-backed Working…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., condemned the use of three JetBlue aircraft…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., indicated to the Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) that they couldn’t…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump fired back at Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., in a scathing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., does not share the enthusiasm Democratic leaders showed toward the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., strongly implied that Democratic presidential candidate Sen….

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s progressive candidates did not have a “super” Tuesday in the first…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The New Way Forward Act is sponsored by 44 House Democrats, including Reps. Ilhan…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has now taken socialism to a whole new level. She is now…

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BREAKING NEWS – Harlem, New York – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., said that “no one ever makes a billion dollars….

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., made a puzzling argument in order to counter a conservative…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – California’s Prop 47 has lead to rise in shoplifting across state. It was…

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