BREAKING NEWS – Springfield, Illinois – Former Vice President Joe Biden has canceled his plans to attend Democrat Day at the Illinois State Fair this week because he’s “under doctor’s orders” to limit his travel, state Democrats said Tuesday. Biden was scheduled to be the keynote speaker Thursday to boost J.B. Pritzker, a Democratic gubernatorial candidate, the Chicago Sun-Times reported. Doug House, President of the Illinois Democratic County Chair’s Association stated, “We wish Joe Biden could be here. But if his psychiatrist orders him not to travel due to the likelihood that he’ll say something stupid or idiotic in front of a large crowd, then he should listen to his doctor and stay home. Hopefully, he’ll be better by the 2020 democratic primaries, so Illinois can endorse this imbecile.”
