BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The editorial board of the Washington Post has declared that President Trump is “complicit” for Hurricane Florence because of his views on climate change. The Post published a column headlined, “Another hurricane is about to batter our coast. Trump is complicit.” Similarly, liberal seismologists in California are now blaming Trump for past and future earthquakes. And liberal astronomers at NASA are blaming Trump for discouraging intergalactic visitors from visiting this planet, and they base that on seeing a drastically reduced amount of UFO sightings since November of 2016.