BREAKING NEWS – Fayetteville, North Carolina – Megachurch televangelist Joel Osteen is now receiving criticism for going to North Carolina prompted by Hurricane Florence, and selling life preservers with scriptures on them, to citizens affected by the flood. Many people that purchased the flotation devices, said the famous preacher approached them on a rowboat, propelled by a nurse heaving the oars. The recipients of the life preservers that didn’t have money, had the option of giving him a pint of their blood to be sold later, that was extracted by the nurse after the pain subsided caused by her arm cramps.
