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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In his final press conference, Congressman Anthony Weiner confesses to the media the depth of his illness. He tearfully stated that because of the shape of the microphones, he had to resist the strong urge to take his pants off and start taking pictures of himself with his camera phone.