BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Christine Blasey Ford is now saying that she is being snubbed by Dianne Feinstein. The senator sent the following letter Ford, expressing her current position:

Dear Christine Blasey Ford,

Please refrain from contacting me. You did not deliver what we democrats felt you should have. Brett Kavanaugh’s confirmation is entirely your fault, and I will personally make sure you pay for this. And if your ineptness also causes me to lose the upcoming election, you better hope you have updated your living will.

The Honorable Dianne Feinstein