BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU has persuaded an increasing amount of teachers not to give grammar school students an “A, B, C, D, or F, because the comparison to other students might affect their self-esteem or make them feel superior.” The civil rights organization believes that giving them something comparable to a participation trophy is best because young students they have not fully developed emotionally. President Trump opposes the idea and tweeted, “Make America Grade Again”.