BREAKING NEWS – Anaheim, California – Inspired by the #MeToo movement, Snow White has now filed charges against Prince Charming alleging a sexual assault, for kissing her while she was sleeping without her permission. Even though she was groggy and dizzy when she woke up, Snow White also alleged that all seven dwarfs were complicit in the attack, including Brett Kavanaugh that she believes was inconspicuous because he was on his knees.
