BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU has just announced that they believe the game “Uno” is anti-Hispanic, because they believe the name indirectly implies that President Trump only wants one Hispanic to enter this country per year after a rigorous screening. The civil rights organization also stated that the game “Battleship” promotes war, “Monopoly” promotes greed, and checkers promote violent assaults because opposing players are constantly getting “jumped”.
