BREAKING NEWS – Battle Creek, Michigan – Last year Pringles released a line of Thanksgiving Dinner-flavored chips to the media only, and some people were upset because they wanted to try them too. This year everyone can experience the thrill, because the brand is releasing three of their exclusive Thanksgiving Dinner Pringles flavors — turkey, stuffing, and pumpkin pie. CEO John Bryant stated that the new chips were created for homeless people who want to reflect on a time when they were welcome to gather with their family for the November feast, instead of being currently rejected because their siblings and relatives can’t stand the smell of cheap alcohol and vomit.