BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Discounted tickets for at least nine “An Evening with The Clintons” events have appeared on the Groupon website, which offers discounted deals on activities, goods and services. Discounted tickets were being offered in a number of Democratic friendly locations, including New York, Detroit, Philadelphia, and Boston. Among the deals: Tickets to an April 11 talk at the Beacon Theatre in New York – normally priced $287 – are now going for $145. Tickets to an April 12 Detroit talk, originally listed for $220.70, are going for $95. And tickets in Philadelphia for an April 12 talk have been reduced from $208.20 to $85. A spokesman for the power couple said the Clintons have carefully analyzed the current descending trend, and by January they plan on finalizing a contract to have their tickets sold exclusively at the Dollar Store.
