BREAKING NEWS – Milan, Italy – The Italian apparel manufacturer Moncler has teamed up with Valentino’s creative director Pierpaolo Piccioli to transform their famous puffer coats into ski-like evening gowns that cover every inch of the human body. The sculptural creations were first introduced in February during Milan fashion week at the launch of Moncler’s Genius Project, a collaboration extravaganza with a slew of splashy designers. “This item is fabulous for tall anorexic women in both winter and summer,” explained Piccioli. “In the winter, it hides the fact that they have serious eating disorder. And in the summer, it’ll help them sweat off even more pounds.”