BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former CBS CEO Les Moonves will not receive any of his $120 million severance pay after he was accused of sexual misconduct by multiple women, the company’s board announced. The CBS Board of Directors “determined that there are grounds to terminate for cause, including his willful and material misfeasance, violation of Company policies and breach of his employment contract, as well as his willful failure to cooperate fully with the Company’s investigation.”Moonves did not speak regarding the decision, but his wife Julie Chen didn’t pull any punches. “They better give him his money!” she yelled during a press conference. “He is not going to be mistreated by CBS! He has a list that includes the names and addresses of every female that was working for him when he was given the boot, both the attractive and unattractive. Their safety is now in jeopardy as my husband’s predatorial behavior kicks into high gear. The network is trying to act like they care about women, yet they refuse to do what it takes to prevent Les from going on the prowl. CBS has knowingly placed these women in harms way! For the sake of the likely victims, pay him!”
