BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The democratic controlled House of Representatives are planning on voting to pass a bill which would allow liberal Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg to still hear arguments if she passes on, by communicating with her in a séance. “I think this is both reasonable and fair,” explained Nancy Pelosi. “Hopefully the other Supreme Court Justices won’t object to hearing oral arguments in a dimly lit room, while listening to creepy background music.”