BREAKING NEWS – Denver, Colorado – Bill Clinton had to be physically restrained by three people as he began to pull his hair out, after receiving a call from Hillary stating that she would like to renew their wedding vows.
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BREAKING NEWS – Denver, Colorado – Bill Clinton had to be physically restrained by three people as he began to pull his hair out, after receiving a call from Hillary stating that she would like to renew their wedding vows.