BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The father of democratic presidential candidate Kamala Harris, admitted that she is a descendant of slave owners. Donald Harris made the startling admission in an essay he wrote entitled “Reflections of a Jamaican Father” which was published at Jamaica Global Online. Kamala Harris responded by saying, “Even though my ancestors owned slaves in Jamaica, I have no doubt we treated them respectfully, which I believe included giving them all the marijuana they could smoke, and having several snack machines in the cotton fields.”
