BREAKING NEWS – Jackson, Mississippi – Senator Elizabeth Warren, the Massachusetts democrat who has based her presidential bid on trying to outpace rivals has added another idea to her liberal agenda: getting rid of the Electoral College. She sought to present new ideas to a national audience that is still getting to know her. “I believe we need a constitutional amendment that protects the right to vote for every American citizen and makes sure that vote gets counted,” she shouted to the crowd. “If I am elected president, not only would I abolish the Electoral College, I will end ICE, and I’ll most definitely outlaw beauty pageants!”
