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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A sexual assault allegation against presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden that was largely…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said she is “encouraged” by the ideological debates within the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Sen. Elizabeth Warren has lost her home state of Massachusetts to Joe Biden, a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Elizabeth Warren is planning to stay in the Democratic primary through the end of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, DC. – U.S. Senator Elizabeth Warren raised more money than most of her Democratic presidential rivals…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – During the democratic debate, former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg said he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Democrats didn’t waste any time attacking former Mayor Michael Bloomberg of New York…

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BREAKING NEWS – Nashua, New Hampshire – Elizabeth Warren raised eyebrows during her appearance on MSNBC when she described an…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lebanon, New Hampshire – Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., whose campaign may be in jeopardy due to financial…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cedar Rapids, Iowa – Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., vowed over the weekend that she would allow a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Chief Justice John Roberts seemed visibly irritated when Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., formally asked…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Electoral College sets a high bar that irks politicians whose base is in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot says she plans to endorse a Democratic candidate for president…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Adam Schiff has drawn criticism, however, for later making the head-turning argument that Trump…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden, the 2020 Democratic frontrunner, accepted challenger Sen. Bernie Sanders’ apology late Monday…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The New York Times announced that its editorial board was breaking…

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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – Sens. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) and Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) had a tense exchange onstage…

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BREAKING NEWS – Marshalltown, Warren – Sen. Elizabeth Warren hit back at Sen. Bernie Sanders after his campaign appeared to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – “View” co-host Meghan McCain confronted Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., over the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Democratic National Committee released the criteria to qualify for the January 14, 2020,…

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