BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The NCAA files a multi-million dollar lawsuit in the nation’s capital against nearly 100 democratic members of Congress and the Senate. Mark Emmert who is the president of the NCAA, angrily stated, “This is a clear and fragrant trademark and copyright infringement. I base this on the simple fact that after the Mueller Report that completely cleared President Trump of Russian collusion and obstruction of justice, without written permission from us, those idiot democrats are publicly displaying March ‘madness’!”