BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is now announcing she wants basic income for every person in the United States, including people that are in this country illegally, and for tourists that are temporarily in America on vacation. She later stated, “I will also fight to get the retirement age lowered from 62 to 32. People shouldn’t be forced to wait until they are in their twilight years to enjoy life for a brief amount of time. And I believe we can get these things done by raising everyone’s taxes to 115%.”