BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Vice President Joe Biden stunned a small crowd when he threatened to punch the next woman that accused him of acting “creepy”. “I’ll knock that lady out!” he said angrily while throwing some left and right jabs into the air as the people attending the rally looked on in disbelief. He then began to shuffle his feet. “I have always admired Muhammad Ali, especially his fancy footwork. I’ll stick and move around my next accuser, and when she least expects it, I’ll hit her with a combination and then… no more allegations!”
