BREAKING NEWS – Lawrence, Kansas – The University of Kansas, a bastion of taxpayer-funded liberalism in an otherwise predominantly Republican and conservative state, will offer its students a progressive course titled “Angry White Male Studies” in the upcoming fall semester. According to the course description, students will learn about the the rise of the ‘angry white male’ since the 1950s. The university also has courses for minorities that do not have openly hostile titles, including Happy Hispanics, Blissful Blacks, and Jubilant Jews.