BREAKING NEWS – Paris, France – The iconic spire at the top of the Notre Dame Cathedral collapsed after a major fire broke out. Video showed part of the roof of the cathedral collapsing onto itself. The flames were finally declared out, according to Gabriel Plus who is a spokesman for the Paris fire service. He said that “the entire fire is out,” and that the emergency services were currently “surveying the movement of the structures and extinguishing smoldering residues.” Plus then stated, “the police suspect arson in regards to the Notre Dame Cathedral, and they currently want to question a chubby little man that was loitering around the church, that had a hunchback”.
