BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A 1987 clip of Joe Biden has resurfaced, showing him exaggerating his academic record, boasting that he graduated “in the top half of my class” – before he later admitted that he graduated 76th in a class of 85. The former vice president is now saying that he was misquoted back then and recently explained, “What I really said, was I couldn’t ‘type’ in half of my classes, because at the time I aspired to be an executive secretary.”