BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – A Philadelphia father is under investigation this week after police say his five-year-old son brought dozens of bags of crack cocaine to his preschool. Police responded to the Saint Cyprian Children’s Center at around 9:21 a.m. after receiving a 911 call from a school administrator that a child reportedly brought “narcotics” into the school. Kenneth Gavin, Chief Communications Officer for the Archdiocese of Philadelphia, said in a statement that police confirmed the substance in the bags to be crack cocaine and removed the narcotics from the school’s premises. The father has apologized and stated, “I am happy that none of the children tried to use the drug, because I instructed my son to tell his classmates to give the samples to their parents. And their moms and dads could decide if they want to give the crack cocaine to their children that lack energy during playtime, recess, and for the kids to use it to learn the joy and fun of being perpetually paranoid.”