BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Attorney General William Barr kidded Speaker Nancy Pelosi on about an impending vote to find him in contempt of Congress. Barr approached Pelosi, D-Calif., at a National Peace Officers’ Memorial Day event outside the Capitol, shook her hand and said loudly, “Madam Speaker, did you bring your handcuffs?” a bystander told NBC News. Pelosi later stated, “I was offended by his question, and I found the sexual connotation both offensive and disturbing. I gave him a mean and dirty look, but he didn’t notice it because my daily Botox injections severely limits any noticeable facial expressions.”