BREAKING NEWS – Brooklyn, New York – During a rally in his hometown, presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders explain his socialistic mindset. “My experience as a child, living in a family that struggled economically, powerfully influenced my life and my values,” Sanders boomed in his unmistakable Brooklyn accent. “This is why I think we Americans shouldn’t have to pay for anything, and virtually everything should be a handout. And to show the consistency of my convictions, the only fraternal organization I have ever joined, are the ‘free’ masons!”
