BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A Broadway depiction of former President Bill Clinton and former First Lady Hillary Clinton will be ending its run early due to underwhelming ticket sales. The production of “Hillary and Clinton” was scheduled to close July 21, but producer Scott Rudin announced Monday that its final performance will be held Sunday. June 23. The play cost $4.2 million to produce and accumulated only $4.7 million at the box office, according to The Hollywood Reporter. The biggest complaint from people attending the play, were the scenes where Hillary had people executed that she felt were inhibiting her from lining her pockets, were just “too bloody”. Many people in the audience also said they were “creeped out” and had “nightmares” at Hillary’s maniacal laugh when she was present during the countless scenes of her “financial enemies” getting tortured.