BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., stated nobody is “heartbroken” by the prospect of losing their private health insurance. I think more and more people are coming to the realization that there are simply too many people on this planet,” she began. “Health insurance sustains and lengthen lives, when in reality, this planet will be in a better place if large amounts of us started dropping off due to the overcrowding, if you know what I mean. I predicted that the world will end in 2031, and if I am not taken serious, eventually I will be proven right, and then and only then will this nation realize that I indeed am a prophetess of Congress.”
