BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU files a lawsuit against the FBI, demanding that they permanently refrain from posting names and pictures of the ten most wanted fugitives. The liberal organization demanded that it should be removed, because it forces criminals to stay on the run, thus denying them of access to decent housing. And, according to the ACLU, fugitives are also being deprived of the opportunity to blend in with a community, where even cold-blooded killers have the right to masquerade as respectable citizens.