BREAKING NEWS – Burlington, Iowa – The recent rash of linguistic blunders are poking holes in Joe Biden’s argument that he is the most electable candidate in the very crowded democratic primary field. Early on one day, Biden declared in a speech at the Iowa State Fair, “We choose science over fiction. We choose truth over facts.” And by late afternoon he added three more “misstatements”, while speaking to a crowd about climate change, transgender men being assaulted with firearms, and an animals rights, when he said, “We choose airplanes over jets. We choose gowns over guns. And we choose my gaffes over giraffes.”
