BREAKING NEWS – Manchester, New Hampshire – Speaking at a bookstore, Dr. Jill Biden urged voters on to consider the “electability” of her husband, former Vice President Joe Biden, ahead of the 2020 Democratic primaries, and how they may have to “swallow a little bit” with the Democratic front-runner in order to defeat President Trump. “I know that not all of you are committed to my husband, and I respect that, but I want you to think about your candidate, his or her electability, and who’s going to win this race,” Dr. Biden said. “I know a lot of you laugh at his moronic gaffes, but that’s Joe. In the past few weeks while I was making breakfast, he told me that bacon comes from chickens, and chocolate milk came from cows at farms in the inner city. He’s not perfect, but I urge all democratic voters to unite, mobilize, and do whatever you can to help this idiot win the White House.”