BREAKING NEWS – Croydon, New Hampshire – After Joe Biden’s repeated gaffes while campaigning in New England, his staffers have decided to take drastic action. They are requesting the DNC to allow him to use teleprompter in the upcoming September debate, so he can give answers that are fed to him from his headquarters. And when he is not speaking, for the teleprompter to repeatedly flash him reminders of the city he’s in, the reason he’s on the stage, and most importantly, his name.