BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters wants to curb the desire for violence by children by targeting Walmart. “Right now I am sponsoring a bill that will make it illegal for the biggest retailer in America, Walmart to sell ammunition to children for water guns,” explained Waters. “This is the best way to show our youth that using a firearm is a bad idea. And even if the kids can persuade someone to buy the ammo, the person purchasing more than four liters will be subject to a background check. If passed, this new law will show the NRA that we mean business. We can permanently end children coming home with their shirts, trousers, and dresses completely soaked! I heard that Aquafina and Evian actually supported Donald Trump! Impeach 45!”
