BREAKING NEWS – Copenhagen, Denmark – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., got emotional as she discussed how climate change affected her own personal outlook on life. “I speak to you not as an elected official or a public figure, but I speak to you as a human being,” the freshman congresswoman told a climate summit in Copenhagen. “A woman whose dreams of motherhood now taste bittersweet, because of what I know about our children’s future,” she added, apparently choking back tears. “To drive my point home, and make it even more personal, I’m not sure if I’ll ever become pregnant. I say that because every time I’m dating a nice guy that I’m attracted to and I tell them about the New Green Deal, climate change, and my predictions, they pretend they have to go to their car to retrieve something. And then I hear them start their car, speed off, and within the hour, they have their phone numbers changed.”